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11/24/2009 23:09:20

"was told at work that she’d be “adorable” pregnant. She replied “The devil is a lie.” and “I wouldn’t be that cute because if I got pregnant, I’d run into oncoming traffic.” She was then looked at like she was psychotic."

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11/24/2009 23:09:20

"was told at work that she’d be “adorable” pregnant. She replied “The devil is a lie.” and “I wouldn’t be that cute because if I got pregnant, I’d run into oncoming traffic.” She was then looked at like she was psychotic."

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