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( Submit funny, witty, profound, and profoundly ignorant statuses here. Laugh a little. This is very new...so submit...and stuff. )
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"saw the hottest woman ever yesterday. Her voluptuous breasts sat perfectly right above her navel and she smelled of a strong mixture of cat urine and dill pickle flavored kettle cooked chips…you would have loved her"
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